Life is Funny
It is important to keep one’s sense of humor about life, it makes things easier. Here are some quotes about the humorous side of life. All quotes use the phrase “life is” – this is the first in the series.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue.
Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.
Life is warped. I’m just in sync.
Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits.
Dawson C. Walton
Life is just a bowl of pits.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
Life . . . is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Life is better than death I believe if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
Life is the art of being well deceived.
Life is one long process of getting tired.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow.
Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they’ll, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.
Life is too short for traffic.
Life is too short not to start something stupid.
Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schultz
Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
“Life is just too much for me. I’ve been confused right from the day I was born… I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast… We’re not really prepared…” “What did you want… A chance to warm up first?”
Charles M. Schulz
Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.
Life is wasted on the living.
Life is like a cup of coffee: The more avidly you drink of it, the sooner you reach the dregs.
The day you start accepting that life is a bitch and laughing over it, is the day you won’t seem to mind how many puppies she gives.
Manmeet Singh Narang
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Life is too short to learn German.
If life is a game, I need new dice!
For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Life isn’t life without real butter.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.
Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep-dish pizza.
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
No apples here but a few peachy quotes on laughter.
Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
Wayne Gerard Trotman
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
All life is a jest, Imhotep – and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
Have a funny day, and life.