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Life is Funny – Quotes to Lighten Up Your Day

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Life is Funny

It is important to keep one’s sense of humor about life, it makes things easier. Here are some quotes about the humorous side of life. All quotes use the phrase “life is” – this is the first in the series.

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Tom Lehrer

Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue.
Victoria Wood

Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.
David Gerrold

Life is warped. I’m just in sync.
Margaret Atwood

Life is a bowl of cherries just make sure you spit out the pits.
Dawson C. Walton

Life is just a bowl of pits.
Rodney Dangerfield

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott Adams

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Groucho Marx

Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
Josh Billings

Life . . . is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Douglas Adams

Life is better than death I believe if only because it is less boring and because it has fresh peaches in it.
Alice Walker

Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
Alan Bennett

Life is the art of being well deceived.
William Hazlitt

Life is one long process of getting tired.
Samuel Butler

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Oscar Wilde

Life is not always fair. Sometimes you get a splinter sliding down a rainbow.
Terri Guillemets

Life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showing your boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they’ll, you’ll have more beads than you know what to do with.
Ellen DeGeneres

Life is too short for traffic.
Dan Bellack

Life is too short not to start something stupid.
Richie Norton

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
Charles M. Schultz

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
Janvier Chouteu-Chando

A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
Samuel Goldwyn

“Life is just too much for me. I’ve been confused right from the day I was born… I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast… We’re not really prepared…” “What did you want… A chance to warm up first?”
Charles M. Schulz

Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it.
John Gay

Life is wasted on the living.
Douglas Adams

Life is like a cup of coffee: The more avidly you drink of it, the sooner you reach the dregs.
J.M. Barrie

The day you start accepting that life is a bitch and laughing over it, is the day you won’t seem to mind how many puppies she gives.
Manmeet Singh Narang

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Ogden Nash

Life is too short to learn German.
Oscar Wilde

If life is a game, I need new dice!
Jay Little

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
Clifton Fadiman

Life isn’t life without real butter.
A.D. Posey

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Dave Barry

Living a good life is like flipping pancakes. If you hesitate, it splatters all over the place.
Matt Simpson

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.
Frank Dane

Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep-dish pizza.
Benedict Smith

The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
Dick Werthimer

A Laugh a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

No apples here but a few peachy quotes on laughter.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.
Wayne Gerard Trotman

Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the right punchline.
Becky Alunan

All life is a jest, Imhotep – and it is death who laughs last. Do you not hear it at every feast? Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you die.
Agatha Christie

Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.
L.M. Montgomery

Have a funny day, and life.
Ken

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